Cast of Characters

Chapter One: "At Least He Wears Pants!"

Chapter Two: "Woe Is Wanda"

Chapter Three: "The MAINE Thrust (Or Ain't It High Time She Went?")

Chapter Four: "Like A Fudgesicle in Fairbanks"

Chapter Five: "Bingo & Banality In A Church Basement"

Chapter Six: "Sacrilege & Southern Discomfort"

Chapter Seven: "Where's Sgt. Schultz When Ya Need Him?"

Chapter Eight: "Small Ropes & Big Knives"

Chapter Nine: "Caspar Gets Head, Big Tony Gets Meatloaf, and Everybody Else Gets Laid"