Chapter One: "At Least He Wears Pants!"
Chapter Three: "The MAINE Thrust (Or Ain't It High Time She Went?")
Chapter Four: "Like A Fudgesicle in Fairbanks"
Chapter Five: "Bingo & Banality In A Church Basement"
Chapter Six: "Sacrilege & Southern Discomfort"
Chapter Seven: "Where's Sgt. Schultz When Ya Need Him?"
Chapter Eight: "Small Ropes & Big Knives"
Chapter Nine: "Caspar Gets Head, Big Tony Gets Meatloaf, and Everybody Else Gets Laid"
