Hello.

You've reached the groovy cyber voicemailbox for SecraTerri's *FootNotes* and Ю僱êrvØ¡'s 21st Century Rock & Roll Boy.

We will be away from our websites -- flying back & forth to TicTac, attending a high school graduation ceremony, purchasing shoes for assorted Tots, ingesting obscenely unhealthy amounts of Taco Time -- until June 23rd or so. [Maybe earlier, if we bring the laptop with us; maybe later, if our plane plummets nosefirst into the ocean.]

If this is an emergency and you need an immediate *fix* of Franz, footwear stories or long-winded entries all about why I prefer showers over baths, dial *A* for the *FootNotes* archives.

For information on screeching electric guitars, counterfeit postage stamps, Japanese language television or punctuation-challenged AOL "Hosts" -- or to see the award-winning "Neon Sculpture of Ю僱êrvØ¡ Wearing Plate of Bratwurst" -- dial *D* for the R&R Boy index.

Otherwise, please leave a detailed message, including your name, number, date and time you called, mother's maiden name, toothbrush color, any known allergies, favorite Grassroots song, and where you stand on the *toilet tissue issue* -- over or under? -- and we will get back to you as soon as we've returned to our 94501 Zip Code.

[Or as soon as we unpack. Whichever happens first.]

Thank you ... and have a nice day.

P.S. Last call for postcards! I've got mailing addresses for a bunch of you. Anyone else want one? [This year I plan to take a page out of the *Bottlenekk Book of Postcard Etiquette* ... and smear a little food on 'em. Soft taco sound OK?]