July 25, 2006
By Default
Originally
posted on the Breast Health Online forum
Tomorrow is my
pre-op.
Yesterday I
went to the bank and got a cashier's check drawn for $43,897,345, to pay the
surgeon's fees. (I've already warned all three of the Tots that The Mommy
Bank of America is closed for the remainder of the decade ...
if not the remainder of their collective lifetimes.)
In the meantime, I'm hoping that David can come with me to
the appointment tomorrow. Right now it's sort of up in the
air ... things are nuts at the newspaper office, as usual
... but I think it would be helpful to us both if
he were there at least for the Q&A (if not the more graphic
elements of the appointment) ... mainly because right now it
looks like he is my go-to guy for aftercare. At one point, we
were thinking about flying Daughter #1 down from TicTac to take care of
me for the first few days after the surgery, but she's just started a
new job (at a hospital, ironically) and can't afford the time off.
Plus the airfare is a little beyond my budget at the moment.
(See: Mommy Bank of America/Closed for Decade.) I
don't have any other family living nearby. Most of my best
girlfriends live at least forty Zip Codes away. My nice
mother-in-law, a retired RN, has offered to come and help if we need
her, but ... I dunno ...
there's something about the idea of my nice mother-in-law
sucking goo out of my boobs that is ever-so-slightly off-putting, shall
we say?
Which sort of
leaves David.
David, who
fainted in the surgeon's office when he saw the slides.
David, who has
to leave the room when "Nip/Tuck" comes on.
David, who
loves me more than anything on earth but who STILL can't bring himself
to touch a 23-year-old C-section scar.
David is going
to be my nursemaid. (AND my chauffeur, AND my chef, AND my
laundry maid, AND my personal trainer.) And I'm thinking that
the more David knows what to expect, immediately after the surgery, the
better it would be for both of us.
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