Greatest Hits i knew, right away, that the way *i* drank and the way normal people drank was different. proving that it truly IS just like riding a bike and HE said this 'wasn't a romance' reflections on a daughter's high school graduation in which two years' worth of wishing, praying, 'subtle hints' and subliminal mind control techniques finally pay off celebrating a cyber birthday sometimes the answer is as simple as shutting the drawer. a *footnotes* quiz! will our hero make it to the airport in time? [so she doesn't have to kick YOURS] and no, 'afternoon delight' isn't on the list .. although Dan Hill IS. [when he is unable control himself] whut's the deal with august 29th, anyway?
the scariest journal entry i ever posted
ten semi-useful things i wish *i'd* known on my 19th birthday [even though they wouldn't have done me a bit of good because i ALREADY knew everything ANYWAY] it happens more slowly for some of us even chatty cathy had it in for me ... i swear to god give me coffee right now or i will kill you totally dead i mean it accept no substitutes. a mother never forgets her son's first haircut. even if she tries. a tale of flowers, solar systems and sibling rivalry technology isn't everything |