*Greatest
Hits*
Bits and pieces and odds and
ends of stuff I've written over the years.
Necessary
Spinning
I
knew, right away, that the way *I* drank and
the way normal people drank was different.
Lessons
in Bike-Riding
Proving
that it truly IS just like riding a bike.
Give Me A Ring
In
which two years' worth of wishing, praying, 'subtle hints' and
subliminal mind control techniques finally pay off.
*FootNotes* In Time
And now for something COMPLETELY different..
Sometimes
the answer is as simple as shutting the drawer.
(So
she doesn't have to kick YOURS.)
The
singularly most
embarrassing moment of my childhood. (Written pre-*FootNotes.*)
Birthday Wisdom
Ten
semi-useful things I wish someone had told me on *my* 19th birthday
(even
though they wouldn't have done me a bit of
good because I thought I already knew everything ANYWAY).
First
Haircut
A
mother never forgets her little boy's first haircut.
The Science
Fair
A
tale of flowers, solar systems and sibling rivalry.
Night of the Prairie Squid
A trashy,
twisted
summer
potboiler written by (slightly demented) committee.
Proudly coloring
outside the
lines since 1957!
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