Bits and pieces and odds and
ends of stuff I've written over the years.
knew, right away, that the way *I* drank and
the way normal people drank was different.
that it truly IS just like riding a bike.
Give Me A Ring
which two years' worth of wishing, praying, 'subtle hints' and
subliminal mind control techniques finally pay off.
*FootNotes* In Time
And now for something COMPLETELY different..
the answer is as simple as shutting the drawer.
she doesn't have to kick YOURS.)
embarrassing moment of my childhood. (Written pre-*FootNotes.*)
semi-useful things I wish someone had told me on *my* 19th birthday
though they wouldn't have done me a bit of
good because I thought I already knew everything ANYWAY).
mother never forgets her little boy's first haircut.
tale of flowers, solar systems and sibling rivalry.
Night of the Prairie Squid
potboiler written by (slightly demented) committee.
lines since 1957!