Hey! Listen up!
Ever notice that the group of faboo supposedly-twenty-somethings on "Friends" always have their eyes glaze over like a sugar-dipped doughnut every time paleontologist Ross starts talking about dinosaurs? And that these mooks get all bored and tell him to not be such a nerd? Idiots! Dinosaurs aren't boring, dinosaurs are dead spot-on INTERESTING!! Audiences didn't attend 'Jurassic Park' Parts I & II to see a bizarre love triangle or hear sparkling witty banter or derive deep insights into the human condition, no, they choked down a tiny teaspoon of plot so they could drown in an ocean of ornithischian wonder!
If I could be any animal on Earth, I'd be a dinosaur! I'd be one of those big therapods, like an Allosaurus! Not one of those Tyrannosaurs, because they have those hideous tiny little dinky-poo forearms, Tyrannosaurs look freakin' ridiculous! And who'd want to look ridiculous as you rampaged through a Gondwonalandish forest, crushing Stegosaurian spinal cords with your massive jaws like so many stringy soggy twigs, ripping out great big bloody chunks of meat and swallowing them whole whilst bellowing your rage out into the forests of silent cycads? If I was a cool carnosaur, I'd eat the entire cast and crew of "Friends," even that skinny, bony one that was in that awful Springsteen video! Now, that's how the series ought to end! I come in as a talking dinosaur, and kill and eat each member of the cast!
I'll sum up:
Dinosaurs NOT boring!! "Friends" more boring than any dinosaur!
Юåf+êrvÕ¡: Babylonian Gorgon