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The Brag of Юªft+êrv°Ï
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I walk forty seven miles of barbwire! I use a cobra snake for a necktie! I put the pain in Spain, and I walk the walk, and I talk the talk! I eat sand and spit out silicon chips! I put the "ram" in the rama lama ding dong! I'm the Healer, the Destroyer, the Ace of Swords, the Crosser of the Abyss, the Rolling Stone, I'm malevolent and cute! I'm the Alpha, the Omega, the Phi Beta Kappa Key To Your Heart AND city, I'm the sound of one clam humping and I'm dancing like I've never danced before! I'm the Fruit of the Loom, I shifted the poles and reversed the Earth's magnetic field! I'm the mojo hand, Mr. Mojo Rising, I'm born to run and born to be wild, I'm born under a Bad Sign and Born in the U.S.A! I'm the cat in the hat and I fought the law! I'm the road warrior, the robocop! I put the piss in pistol, the rank in Frank, and the diss in disapproval! I've got two fists of iron and I'm going nowhere! I'm the Duke of Earl, the King Of Swing, King of the Road, the Sultan of Swat, the Abominable Snowman, the Loch Ness Monster, the Jersey Devil, and the Texas Behemouth, the Superman! Girls worship and men admire! My glance withers redwoods! To sum it all up in one word, I'm a rootin' tootin' straight shootin' son of a gun!
Юªft+êrv°Ï : Proud Oppressor of the Proletariat
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