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Journal Archives
*Greatest Hits*
The Tots
The Memory Book
Bio [always a work in progress]
The Great 2,002 in 2002 Adventure!
red = recommended *reads*
2009
Significance (Birthday Greeting)
2008
The More Things Stay The Same (Birthday Greeting)
Now It's Mom's Turn (Birthday Greeting)
Cute As A Button (Birthday Greeting)
2007
Cuz That's How We Roll (Birthday Greeting)
My Baby is 21(Birthday Greeting)
Mom (Birthday Greeting)
Mothers Are Like Elephants (Birthday Greeting)
2006
12-9-06 Happy Birthday Jaymi
9-18-06 3.82
9-15-06 Still Alive
8-3-06 The Other Side
8-2-06 Gifts
8-1-06 Shopping
7-28-06 Hyperventilation
7-26-06 Nerves
7-25-06 By Default
7-19-06 Shlogging
7-14-06 Weaning
7-9-06 Depressed
7-8-06 Blabbermouth
7-8-06 Secret Fears
7-7-06 Along For The Ride
5-15-06 A Mothers Day Report
5-14-06 Happy Mothers Day
5-9-06 The Plan
5-8-06 Approximately 652.3 Words About Balloons
5-5-06 200 Words About Change
5-4-06 200 Words About My Son
5-3-06 200 Words About Breaking Up
5-2-06 200 Words About My Job
5-1-06 200 Words About 200 Words
4-1-06 Reactualization
4-2-06 We Can't All Be Cleopatra (Or Lady Margaret Faulford-Gleecks)
3-21-06 Never Forgotten
2005
12-9-05 December Babies
10-4-05 Research
10-3-05 Balancing The Calendar
10-1-05 Ease of Commute
9-30-05 Puley Quits
9-20-05 In A *Nutshell*
7-6-05 The Puley Report: Week Two
6-30-05 Puley's Rules
6-29-05 The Puley Report: Wednesday A.M.
6-28-05 Introducing Puley!
6-27-05 Good To Go
6-9-05 Hiccup
5-17-05 It Took Me Two Days To Type This
5-10-05 Updates! Updates! Updates!
5-09-05 Giftbags & Gasbags [Re-Run]
5-08-05 Mother's Day
5-05-05 Deal
5-04-05 Happy Nineteen
5-03-05 Oh Fudge
4-28-05 APD
4-25-05 Retraction Redux
4-21-05 Half Day
4-20-05 The Big-Insert-Number-Here-OH
4-19-05 Retraction
4-18-05 Assorted Stuff
3-27-05 Happy Easter Birthday
3-21-05 Twenty-Two
3-19-05 Donation
1-14-05 2004 In Review
1-1-05 Resolved (Vers. 2005)
December 2004
12-31-04 Christmas Photos
12-22-04 Spiritosity
12-15-04 Birthday Party
12-9-04 Twenty-Three
12-1-04
September 2004
9-10-04 Leftovers
August 2004
8-19-04 Back On The Horse
8-18-04 Couscous
8-13-04 The *Poor Little Me* Diaries
July 2004
7-2-04 Friday Easy
7-1-04 The Next Voice You Hear
June 2004
6-29-04 Damn Fine Mood
6-27-04 TicTac Photos
6-17-04 No Doubt
6-10-04 Falling Down On The Job
6-8-04 The Stranger Beside Me
6-7-04 Scent of a Woman Cookie
6-1-04 Nudged
May 2004
5-27-04 Gunkectomy
5-26-04 Your Lips Move (But I Can't Hear What You Say)
5-21-04 Performance Anxiety
5-19-04 In Reality
5-13-04 Royal Snittage
5-4-04 I'm Here If You Need Me
April 2004
4-20-04 I Quit
4-19-04 The Jaymi Face
March 2004
3-21-04 Have I Told You?
3-9-04 Falling Off The Planet
3-1-04 Sameness
December 2003
12-31-03 As Usual
12-21-03 Happy Holidays 2003
12-09-03 December Baby
September 2003
9-26-03 Missing The Bus
9-14-03 Necessary Spinning [Revisited]
9-8-03 Exhuming The Evidence
9-5-03 Incidentally
August 2003
8-18-03 Overdue
8-11-03 Backburnered
July 2003
7-31-03 Boxing Ted
7-29-03 Learning Curve
7-25-03 Snipped
7-23-03 The Stapler Test
7-22-03 Liver & Filet Mignon
7-21-03 Two Years
7-17-03 Mind Power
7-16-03 Alarmed
7-15-03 Overjonesing
7-13-03 Oh Crap
7-10-03 Rebuttal
7-9-03 Koo-Kooey
7-7-03 Whole Lotta Monday
7-4-03 What I Would Tell Her
7-2-03 Hooky
June 2003
6-28-03 Pins & Needles
6-27-03 Karmic Propriety
6-20-03 Checking In
May 2003
5-23-03 Nine Things
5-22-03 High Bid
5-20-03 Open Wide
5-15-03 It's All In The Editing
5-14-03 Adventures In Food
5-11-03 Momsday
5-9-03 Hearing Voices
5-7-03 Don't Remind Me
5-5-03 Regime Change
5-4-03 Birthday Boy
April 2003
4-30-03 Protocol
4-28-03 Excuse Me
4-24-03 Intolerant
4-23-03 Synthetic Holiday
4-22-03 Just Say No
4-21-03 Photo Shortage
4-17-03 Paper Trail
4-16-03 Sneaking Up On Me
4-11-03 Off The Radar [Again]
4-11-03 Warm & Fuzzy
4-7-03 The Project From Hell
4-3-03 Duly Noted
4-1-03 Sourpuss
March 2003
3-31-03 Memories Are Made Of Meatloaf
3-26-03 Index Fingers
3-25-03 Buzzed
3-21-03 It Was Twenty Years Ago Today [Reprise]
3-19-03 Doctor's Orders
3-18-03 Background Music
3-11-03 Same As The Old Boss
3-9-03 Walking Across Plasma Fire
3-6-03 Conflict Resolution
3-5-03 I.M., I Said
3-3-03 Sunday In The Grocery Store With Secra
February 2003
2-27-03 Reality Overload
2-26-03 Streamlining The Process
2-24-03 Video Aftermath
2-21-03 Dinner And A Movie
2-17-03 Paying The Bill
2-14-03 I Heart Valentine's Day
2-12-03 Seeing Orange
2-11-03 The Stoopid Accident Hall of Fame
2-7-03 Cute_Robin
2-5-03 Legitimate Memory
January 2003
1-31-03 The Four O'Clock Dump
1-29-03 Catching The Z
1-28-03 War Zone
1-27-03 My Scary Shoes
1-20-03 Another Little Restaurant Story
1-16-03 TBA
1-15-03 No Butts About It
1-10-03 Reassurances
1-09-03 Assuming the Position
1-07-03 Letting Go
1-03-03 Unresolved
December 2002
12-31-02 Little Christmas Memories
12-28-02 Whew
12-21-02 Holiday Greetings
12-20-02 All I Want For Christmas
12-17-02 After The Beep
12-13-02 The Rudolph Mysteries [Re-Run]
12-10-02 The Ex Factor
12-9-02 8 Simple Rules For Getting Along With My 21-Year-Old Daughter
12-6-02 The Ebeneezer Road
12-5-02 Shipping Limbo
12-3-02 Double-Digit Territory
November 2002
11-27-02 If Only
11-22-02 Moratorium
11-20-02 Party Pooper
11-19-02 Reconnected
11-15-02 Unplugged
11-13-02 Eating The Elephant
11-05-02 Growing A Conscience
October 2002
10-31-02 FootSauce
10-30-02 Shoulders
10-25-02 The Third Annual Happy Voodoo Panda Toaster Awards
10-22-02 Front-Row Seat
10-16-02 Damage Control
10-10-02 Guilty Pleasure
10-9-02 Bouncing Back
10-8-02 Little Harbingers
10-7-02 Personal Best
10-4-02 Rewards
10-1-02 The Tooth Project
September 2002
9-30-02 My New Best Friend
9-29-02 Smoking
9-27-02 Just Because
9-25-02 Murder By Spandex
9-20-02 Second Chance
9-18-02 Tipsy
9-15-02 Necessary Spinning
9-09-02 Radio Silence
9-08-02 Forward Motion
9-05-02 The Ma'am Treatment
9-1-02 Buggy
August 2002
8-30-02 Dramaddiction
8-22-02 Letter To My Hosts
8-20-02 Skimping On Details
8-14-02 Pod People
8-11-02 I Quit
8-01-02 Identity Crisis
July 2002
7-31-02 Vacation Legs
7-26-02 Gorging
7-24-02 Second-Time-Around Wisdom
7-22-02 Sagging
7-19-02 Just Because
7-18-02 Snacky Attack
7-16-02 Slow Leaks & Near-Misses
7-14-02 Flattened
7-11-02 Movie Date
7-10-02 Excalators
7-9-02 The Ick Factor
7-5-02 Accidental Celebration
7-3-02 Exploding Calendars
7-2-02 I Don't Know
June 2002
6-28-02 Four Years of *FootNotes*
6-27-02 The New Girl
6-26-02 Baloney Detector
6-25-02 Partnered
6-21-02 While I'm Waiting
6-20-02 Command Performance
6-18-02 Never Late Than Better
6-17-02 What Goes Around
6-16-02 Dadly Day
6-15-02 Look At My Boobs! [photo]
6-12-02 Hell Week
6-11-02 Little Time Capsule
6-9-02 Dedicated Fanatic
6-7-02 Left-Handed Compliment
6-2-02 Sphygmomanometer
6-4-02 Banana Days
6-3-02 Snapshot of my Weekend
May 2002
5-30-02 Dressing David
5-28-02 Recovery Issues
5-25-02 The Big Four-Oh
5-24-02 Many Happy Returns
5-23-02 Five Percent
5-23-02 Surviving *Survivor*
5-21-02 Sunday In The Rain With secra
5-17-02 Appointed
5-15-02 Butt-D-Luxe
5-13-02 Love and Long-Distance
5-12-02 Momday
5-10-02 Ten Minutes
5-9-02 Birthday Wishes
5-8-02 Putting My Finger On It
5-6-02 Haircut
5-3-02 A Theme Runs Through It
5-1-02 Calendar Ceremony
April 2002
4-30-02 The Reviews Are In
4-26-02 Thank You
4-21-02 Lessons in Bike-Riding
4-19-02 Baby, It's Mold Outside
4-18-02 Snot & Goo
4-12-02 Stranger in the House
4-11-02 Technical Truth
4-7-02 Maternal Voyeurism
4-5-02 Hard Lessons
4-2-02 The *FootNotes* Diet
4-1-02 Rescued
March 2002
3-29-02 Old Friends
3-28-02 Impermeable
3-27-02 Momstuff Revisited
3-26-02 Saddle Up
3-25-02 The Taste of Victory
3-22-02 Change in Diet
3-21-02 Trials & Tribulations
3-20-02 Sleeping With Strangers
3-19-02 The Big Spill
3-16-02 Bridges Revisited
3-15-01 No Thanks
3-14-02 The *What-If* Game
3-12-02 Laundry Detail
3-11-02 Channel-Hopping
3-10-02 Frivolity Therapy
03-09-02 Attention To Detail
03-07-02 Dollops
03-06-02 The Big Notebook
03-05-02 Rehearsing
03-04-02 Faking It
03-01-02 Martini Jones
February 2002
02-28-02 Closeted
02-27-02 *Yuck Molecules*
02-26-02 Knives and Dirt
02-25-02 Temporary Cool
02-22-02 The Monotony Diet
02-21-02 Puncture The Eardrum Slowly
02-20-02 Acme Soil
02-19-02 The Best Cookbook in the Entire World!
02-18-02 Tolkien For Dummies
02-17-02 The Good Morning People
02-15-02 Sharing The Wealth
02-14-02 Daily Valentine
02-13-02 Running The Gauntlet
02-12-02 Marital Gumbo
02-09-02 Grinkles
02-08-02 A Temporary Separation
02-06-02 Whistle While You Work [And Die]
02-04-02 The Last Addiction
02-03-02 The Adventure Begins
January 2002
Preserving Grandma [Re-Run]
Leaf-Blowing [Re-Run]
Dressing Secra [Re-Run]
Remembering The Tree House [Re-Run]
Climbing The Totem Pole [Re-Run]
Cyber Lessons [Re-Run]
10 Worst Songs Of All Time [Re-Run]
Fudk A Dudk [Re-Run]
Thin Glass [Re-Run]
Whoops! [Re-Run]
Little Pockets Of *Happy* [Re-Run]
01-19-02 Static View
01-15-02 Futzing
01-14-02 Camera Fantastique
01-13-02 I Want To Tell You
01-11-02 The Good People
[WARNING! *survivor: africa* spoiler!]
01-10-02 Flushing Secra
01-09-02 Voices & Faces
01-08-02 A Matter of Taste
01-06-02 Buttercup
01-04-02 2002 in 2002
01-01-02 It's A [Big] Baby's Life
December 2001
12-31-01 Goals
12-30-01 Chat Room Romance
12-29-01 Bonus!
12-28-01 Along For The Leap
12-27-01 Certificated
12-26-01 California Christmas
12-25-01 Merry Holidays
12-24-01 Living The Fantasy
12-23-01 Staying Put
12-22-01 Home Alone
12-21-01 The Twelve Bullet Points of Christmas
12-20-01 Gifting [And Re-Gifting]
12-19-01 Pushing the Christmas Button
12-18-01 Last-Minute Suggestions
12-17-01 Holiday Greetings 2001
12-16-01 8.75
12-15-01‘Allo, Cleveland!
12-14-01 Intimate Strangers
12-13-01 Weather Vein
12-12-01 Hold the Phone
12-11-01 Theorizing
12-10-01 Social Disease
12-09-01 It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
12-08-01 Repaying The Debt
12-07-01 Party Pooper
12-06-01 Cross Contamination
12-05-01 Accidental Candor
12-04-01 High Alert
12-03-01 Romancing the Bug
12-02-01 News From Home
12-01-01 Pajama-Shopping
November 2001
11-30-01 While I Wasn't Looking
11-29-01 Running Hot
11-28-01 Free Lunch
11-27-01 Keeping Things Tilted
11-26-01 Back To Work
11-25-01 Compost Heap Castle
11-24-01 Blame It On The Rain
11-23-01 The Ten O'Clock Sandwich
11-22-01 Stuff 2001
11-20-01 The Parking Fairy
11-19-01 Shopping Buds
11-16-01 Eye Contact
11-15-01 On The Clock
11-13-01 Letter To Mom
11-11-01 Partyphobia
11-09-01 Dirty Surprises
11-08-01 Fetching
11-07-01 Ever Rafter
11-06-01 Muted
11-05-01 Live From The Blimpcam!
11-04-01 Parting Words
11-03-01 Monsters
11-01-01 Even SecraTerri Gets The Blues
October 2001
10-30-01 Anniversary Protocol
10-28-01 Waiting For Propogation
10-27-01 Moving
10-26-01 Acing The Test
10-25-01 Office Enigma
10-23-01 For Better Or For Worse
10-22-01 20 Days
10-21-01 Fretting
10-19-01 Gift of Time
10-18-01 Waiting For The 52
10-17-01 Decision
10-16-01 Second Date
10-15-01 Targeted
10-14-01 Tot Grooviness
10-12-01 Credo
10-11-01 Empty Calories
10-10-01 String Along With Secra
10-09-01 Audition Value
10-07-01 Head Count
10-07-01 Little Prayer
10-05-01 Lessons
10-04-01 Ground Rules
10-03-01 A Totem Pole Company Farewell
10-02-01 Memo
10-01-01 Last Monday
September 2001
09-30-01 Maybe It's The Endolphins
09-28-01 Stripping The Office
09-27-01 Full Circle
09-26-01 The Mother-In-Law Department
09-26-01 Interrogation
09-25-01 Unembroidered
09-24-01 Reconnecting
09-21-01 Apology
09-19-01 Sliding Doors
09-18-01 The Why-Bothers
09-17-01 Letter To My Daughter
09-16-01 Five Voices
09-14-01 *One-Week-Ago* Secra
09-13-01 Symbolism
09-12-01 Phoning Home
09-11-01 Nine One One
09-10-01 Defensive Lob
09-07-01 Confession
09-06-01 Load Fatigue
09-05-01 The Question
09-04-01 Guest Entry: What I Did On My Summer Vacation by Joel P.
09-04-01 Four Observations
August 2001
08-31-01 Excuse Me
08-30-01 The Last Mile
08-29-01 Avoiding The Golden Arches
08-28-01 The Anti-Vocation
08-27-01 Eight Miles Shy
08-24-01 Condidit
08-23-01 Monthiversary
08-21-01 Robotics
08-20-01 Screaming
08-17-01 If It's August 17th ...
08-16-01 Uninvited
08-15-01 Sanctioned Snooping
08-14-01 What Next?
08-13-01 As Long As It's Bike-Related
08-10-01 Half-Raftered
08-09-01 Postcard From Bavaria
08-08-01 Issues
08-07-01 Screw The Diet Eating Plan!
08-06-01 Secra's Honeymoon Theory
08-03-01 First & Last Warning
08-02-01 Antidote
08-01-01 The *Boo Hoo* Queen
July 2001
07-30-01 I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do
07-23-01 Newly Wed Some More [photos]
07-22-01 Newly Wed
07-18-01 The Good Thing
07-17-01 *FootNotes* Wedding Trivia: The Quiz
07-16-01 Packing a la Grandma
07-13-01 Almost-Morning
07-12-01 The Biggest Purse in the World
07-11-01 A Letter To My Ex
07-10-01 Thrill Wave
07-09-01 Feeding the Swear Jar
07-06-01 The Second Annual Happy Voodoo Panda Toaster Awards!
07-05-01 Holiday Appreciation
07-04-01 Little Fourth of July Memories
07-03-01 Declining the Invitation
07-02-01 Airhead
June 2001
06-29-01 [Extremely] Cold Turkey
06-28-01 Bubble Days
06-27-01 Controlling The Uncontrollable
06-26-01 Dances With Carrots
06-25-01 Overdone
06-21-01 Three Years Later
06-20-01 Wife Assignment
06-19-01 Office Poop
06-18-01 The Spandex Barrier
06-17-01 Letter From Daddy
06-14-01 Parental Subtext
06-13-01 An Entire Entry All About EdKaz!
06-12-01 Attention To Detail
06-11-01 Germ Warfare
06-09-01 Hot Off The Press! [photos]
06-08-01 Pinch Me
06-07-01 Summer Hours
06-05-01 Clearing Our Schedules
06-04-01 Sunday Will Never Be The Same
06-03-01 Before & During [photos]
06-01-01 Impressions
May 2001
05-31-01 How I Feel About Everything!
05-30-01 Seagull Pie
05-29-01 The Bad Place
05-24-01 Wedding Anxiety Dreams #4-#6
05-22-01 Losing My Banana
05-21-01 The Century That Lasted A Month
05-18-01 Empty *In* Box
05-17-01 The Bradley Test
05-16-01 Going With *Plan G*
05-15-01 Fitting Room Blues
05-14-01 The Mondays
05-11-01 All The Buttons
05-10-01 Rats
05-09-01 Sing Along With Secra!
05-08-01 Letter To Ludmilla
05-08-01 Keeping My Mouth Shut
05-07-01 Pizza Jones
05-04-01 Surviving Raoul
05-03-01 Mechanics
05-01-01 Groovy Doodads
05-01-01 Separated
April 2001
04-30-01 Slim Pickings
04-29-01 Breather
04-27-01 Dress Casual
04-26-01 Second Time Around
04-25-01 You Don't Buy Me Flowers Anymore
04-24-01 Wedding Anxiety Dream #3
04-23-01 Saddle Sore
04-20-01 Classified Information
04-19-01 A Bicycle Built For Secra
04-18-01 Aftermath
04-17-01 Fourth Bore
04-16-01 Underpants
04-15-01 Little Easter Memory
04-13-01 Earning My Weekend
04-12-01 99 Days
04-11-01 Witnessing The Execution
04-10-01 Chicken Wars
04-09-01 Sisterhood: Making It Up As I Go Along
04-06-01 Flames
04-05-01 Still Speaking of Bottles
04-04-01 Speaking of Bottles
04-03-01 Just Disembowel Me Now
04-02-01 Comfortably Predictable
March 2001
3-30-01 The Mom-Voice
3-29-01 The Last Bottle of Beer in the Fridge
3-28-01 Wedding Anxiety Dream #2/Four-Thirty
3-27-01 Unmentionables
3-26-01 Double Dose Day
3-23-01 Landslide!
3-22-01 Doing A Larry Hagman
3-21-01 Watching The Tots
3-20-01 First Love
3-16-01 Vote Here!
3-16-01 You're Invited!
3-15-01 Doodling
3-14-01 Hot Black Water
3-13-01 Unlovely
3-12-01 Wedding Anxiety Dream #1
3-09-01 It's Not Playing Hooky If Your Boss Leaves First
3-08-01 Who Would *You* Kill For A Day Off?
3-07-01 Musical Beds
3-06-01 Turf Wars
3-05-01 Tossing My Cookies
3-02-01 Big Bucks
3-01-01 Counting Chicks
February 2001
2-28-01 All Shook Up
2-27-01 Déjà Vu! Déjà Vu! Déjà Vu!
2-25-01 Momstuff
2-22-01 Clean Living Makes Lousy *Copy*
2-21-01 Making Mountains Out of Anthills
2-20-01 Guided Tour
2-16-01 Tough Act To Follow
2-15-01 Eleven Roses
2-13-01 How To Write Your Own *FootNotes* Entry!
[in one easy lesson]
2-12-01 Sleep, Interrupted
2-09-01 Umbrella-Free
2-08-01 Not My Calling
2-06-01 Tough Act To Follow
2-05-01 Flying Under The Radar
2-02-01 Keeping It In The Family
2-01-01 Sick Isn't Pretty
January 2001
1-30-01 Boogerhead
1-29-01 Replacing Secra
1-26-01 Unplugged
1-21-01 Hiatus Haiku
1-19-01 Stopgapping
1-18-01 One-Note Sonata
1-17-01 Rehydrating
1-16-01 Nine Eight Working Days
1-15-01 Weightlifting
1-14-01 Divorcing Franz
1-11-01 It's All In My Head
1-10-01 Discompooperated
1-9-01 All Over The Map
1-8-01 Blinking & Ticking
1-7-01 Adios
1-5-01 Happiness Is Like A Bathrobe
1-4-01 Laying Low
1-3-01 Breaking In The Ring
1-2-01 Life Without Doors
1-1-01 Fireworks
December 2000
12-31-00 Watch This
12-29-00 Purely-Me Day
12-28-00 Mr. Magoo Moments
12-27-00 Backing Into It Slowly
12-20-00 Holiday Greetings
12-19-00 Secra & Ю僱êrvØ¡'s *Holiday Castle 2000*
12-18-00 Making Conversation/Making Lists
12-17-00 Give Me A Ring
12-15-00 National Q-Tip Safety Awareness Day
12-14-00 Disengaged
12-13-00 Ðear Mrs. Ю僱êrvØ¡
12-12-00 Holiday Grunt Work
12-11-00 Social Regurgitation
12-08-00 Birthday Wisdom
12-07-00 *Holiday Meltdown 2000*
12-06-00 The Rudolph Mysteries
12-05-00 Satellite View
12-04-00 Turkey Virginity
12-01-00 Four Hundred Square Feet
November 2000
11-30-00 Carded
11-26-00 Royal Blessing
11-26-00 Sometimes I'd Rather Be Wrong
11-26-00 Meatloaf Therapy!
11-26-00 Thanks a Lot
11-22-00 Irony
11-20-00 Pajama Therapy!
11-17-00 Fork-in-the-Road Time
11-16-00 Wrong Side of the Trine
11-15-00 Answering the Tough Questions
11-14-00 Somebody To Kick Around
11-13-00 In The Synch
11-12-00 Dishwashing Therapy!
11-10-00 The Little Secra Who Cried *Wolf*
11-09-00 Hanging Up On Everybody
11-08-00 Matching Bags
11-07-00 Central Avenue Sneeze
11-06-00 I Don't Know Jack
11-03-00 Humanizing Secra
11-02-00 Entertaining Fantasy
October 2000
10-31-00 While You Were Out
10-30-00 Sundayitis
10-27-00 Gathering Gloom
10-26-00 I Know What You're Thinking
10-25-00 Horriblescopes
10-24-00 Getting To Know You
10-23-00 Substituting Franz
10-20-00 Pillow Talk
10-19-00 Continuous Bruising
10-18-00 Gumbo
10-17-00 Strong on the Outside
10-16-00 There She Isn't
10-13-00 Center Stage
10-11-00 Another Continent Heard From
10-10-00 Lullaby
10-09-00 Bag Lady
10-08-00 Leave Me A Message
10-06-00 Just Checking
10-04-00 Tape Delay
10-03-00 *Crap Molecules*
10-02-00 Passionately Snooty
10-01-00 Day of Beauty
September 2000
09-29-00 Decreed Times Three
09-28-00 Cheerleading
09-27-00 Introducing Joel
09-26-00 Prefection Perfection ... Thirty Minutes at a Time
09-25-00 I Can Heart Music/Aspirin & Art Cars
09-22-00 Ten Ways To Feel Better Fast [without drinking, drugs, or killing anybody totally dead]
09-21-00 Still Married After All These Years
09-20-00 Same Shidt, Different Day
09-19-00 *I Hate Everybody* Day
09-18-00 Thin Glass
09-15-00 Doing The Math
09-13-00 Breaking The News
09-12-00 Tentacles
09-11-00 Crissed as a Picket
09-10-00 Thish Ish Grmph
09-08-00 Flipping My Horse
09-07-00 The Good Stuff
09-05-00 Preserving Grandma
09-04-00 A Dinner Is Just A Dinner
09-03-00 Valuable *Suckage Points*
09-01-00 The Month That Lasted a Year
August 2000
08-31-00 If You Can't Say Something Nice ...
08-30-00 Holes in the Narrative
08-29-00 Watching Mommy Cope
08-28-00 Where Does It Hurt?
08-25-00 Tot Soup
08-23-00 Final Grocery List
08-23-00 Lifeline
08-22-00 Close Encounters of the Walgreen's Kind
08-21-00 The Backpack
08-18-00 Jumpstart My Heart
08-17-00 SecraTerri Version 5.0
08-16-00 *TotFest 2000*
08-15-00 Dead Franz Walking
08-14-00 Ready To Retire
08-13-00 Little Pockets of *Happy*
08-11-00 Flattened
08-10-00 Bespectacled!
08-09-00 The Conversation
08-08-00 Bugged
08-07-00 Oh Poop
08-05-00 I'm Not Here. But Neither Are You.
08-04-00 Love Means Never Having To Say *Honey I Threw Your Suitcase Off The Balcony*
08-03-00 Daughterstuff
08-02-00 Tomato Jones
08-01-00 A Commanding Journal Entry
July 2000
07-31-00 Don't Bug Me
07-30-00 Losing My Voice
07-28-00 Making Noise in Bed
07-27-00 Leaf Blowing
07-26-00 Waiting for Jaymi/Jamie
07-25-00 Dressing Secra
07-24-00 Do You Have What It Takes To Be An Ass? [A *FootNotes* Quiz]
07-23-00 Stolen Goods
07-22-00 Nobody Reads Me On Saturday Anyway
07-21-00 *Crest of the Hill Songs* [and some other stuff]
07-20-00 If *I* Worked for Hallmark
07-19-00 Nipples and Nausea
07-18-00 Pigeonholed
07-14-00 Controlled Burn/Pissing With Gasoline
07-13-00 Drinking My Lunch
07-12-00 Where Were You in '92?
07-12-00 Ouch Therapy
07-11-00 10 Worst Songs of All Time!
07-10-00 Anger Management 101
07-07-00 Happy Voodoo Panda Toaster Awards
07-06-00 Revelling in the Mundane
07-05-00 A Sporting Wager
07-04-00 No Scars
07-03-00 Tidal Wave!
07-02-00 You Can't Take Me Anywhere
June 2000
06-30-00 SecraTerri's Guide to Dealing with People
06-29-00 Friendly Franz!
06-28-00 On Second Thought
06-27-00 One Last Blast [of Vacation Aftermath]
06-26-00 *Surviving* The Totem Pole
06-23-00 Mr. Gallagher Says
06-22-00 Basetouching
06-19-00 Postcards From Heaven's Mud Puddle
06-16-00 Cyber Voicemail
06-15-00 Melting The Record
06-14-00 Vacation Countdown: The Sequel
06-13-00 Give Me Some Credit
06-09-00 Graduation Day
06-08-00 Delayed Caffeination
06-07-00 Bees Came Upon Me
06-06-00 Rescuing Maggie
06-05-00 Letter to Franz
06-03-00 *Bed-Picnic Bruschetta*
06-02-00 Franzecdotes/Vacation Aftermath
06-01-00 Artichokes & Hot Tubs
May 2000
05-31-00 Repositioned in the Orbit of Life. Temporarily.
05-28-00 Postcards from Heaven's Ocean
05-26-00 Get Lost!
05-25-00 Wordswordswords
05-24-00 M.I.A.
05-23-00 Fully Baked
05-22-00 Punk Protocol
05-19-00 Avinnersaries
05-18-00 Dibs on the Window
05-17-00 Insomnia and Excrement
05-16-00 That's What I Get For Eavesdropping
05-15-00 Extra Calories, Please
05-14-00 Better Than Hallmark
05-13-00 *The Look*
05-12-00 Blame Ed Kaz
05-11-00 Extending the Sentence?
05-10-00 No Whine With Dinner
05-09-00 Gifts & Gasbags
05-08-00 No Advice is Good Advice
05-07-00 Derby Daze
05-05-00 Crazy
05-04-00 Son #Only
05-03-00 Three Kinds of People
05-02-00 Second Day Back
05-01-00 Whut's the Buzz?
April 2000
04-30-00 Fudk a Dudk
04-28-00 Tonsils My Ass
04-26-00 How To Control Your Toddler Boss
04-25-00 A Big Fat Pain in the Neck
04-23-00 Another Non-Holiday
04-22-00 From the *Isn't It Ironic* Dept.
04-21-00 A man, a plan, a canal: Ю僱êrvØ¡
04-20-00 Appliance Anarchy
04-19-00 Discreetly Fluffy Hugs
04-18-00 Night and Day, Baby ...
04-17-00 Have You Ever Seen A Zombie Come To Tea?
04-16-00 Factoids and Little Truths
04-13-00 Hurricane Franz
04-11-00 Job Dream
04-10-00 Dream Job
04-09-00 Houseguest From Hades
04-05-00 Mo' Money
04-03-00 Love/Hate Relationship
March 2000
03-31-00 The Hapless Panda Toaster
03-30-00 Day #53 [And Franz Is Still Allowed To Live]
03-29-00 The Old Hypotenuse
03-28-00 Shut Up and Listen
03-27-00 Picture Perfect
03-17-00 Bon Voyage
03-16-00 Gin & Rootbeer
03-15-00 Bridges [Burning and Otherwise]
03-14-00 Memo to the Airlines
03-13-00 Ask My Mom
03-12-00 The Tube
03-05-00 Breaking the Rules
03-01-00 Rabbit, Rabbit
February 2000
02-29-00 Full Frontal Franz
02-28-00 Kava Kava, Everywhere
02-27-00 Insane Clown Coffee
02-22-00 The Calm After the Storm
02-21-00 Seventy-Two Hours
02-18-00 Who Are You? [And What Have You Done With Franz?]
02-16-00 Naked! Naked! Naked!
02-14-00 I'm Not a Wimp. I Just Play One At The Office.
02-13-00 A Totem Pole *Anniversary*
02-07-00 Hahahahahaha
02-04-00 Cue: Tammy Wynette
02-03-00 It Doesn't Take Freud
02-01-00 Dodging Another One
January 2000
01-31-00 Whut Super Bowl?
01-26-00 Fishtanks
01-24-00 A Bumpy Ride
01-20-00 Karmic Bitch Slap
01-19-00 Snobbery
01-18-00 Ordinariness
01-10-00 *Project Addiction*
01-06-00 Spoke Too Soon
01-05-00 When the Cat's Away ...
01-04-00 Moving In With David
01-01-00 End of the Century [Photo]
December 1999
12-30-99 Nauseatingly Mellow Secra
12-29-99 Teaching Little Fingers How To Play. Or Not.
12-28-99 On The Twelfth Day
12-27-99 Decompressing
12-19-99 The Christmas Letters
12-16-99 Birthday Bitching
12-12-99 Shortcuts
12-9-99 Coming Home
November 1999
11-26-99 Thanking God
11-7-99 Writer's Crock
11-1-99 Secra's Long Journey Home
October 1999
10-30-99 It's a Romance
10-29-99 Mr. Springstone
10-28-99 *Houseguest*
10-26-99 Alameda Autumn
10-21-99 Make Mine a Double
10-16-99 High School Reunions
10-13-99 Everything But the Laundry
10-7-99 Temporary Amputation
10-6-99 Sleepwalking
10-3-99 A Change Will Do You Good
10-2-99 Vomiting in My Purse
September 1999
9-25-99 The E.G.
9-23-99 Testing My DNA
9-19-99 Twitchy
9-15-99 One Year Sober
9-13-99 Breathing vs. Not-Breathing
9-12-99 Cliffhangers
9-11-99 Portents
9-4-99 Chick Chromosomes
9-2-99 Resolved
August 1999
8-29-99 Color Me Disappointed
8-27-99 Waiting to Be Wired
8-25-99 'Zausted
8-21-99 Culture Shock
8-14-99 Pantene®
8-6-99 Lifestyles of Dave & Terri
July 1999
7-31-99 Allergic to California?
7-24-99 Things That Go *Ping* In the Night
7-22-99 Robitussin & Urine
7-21-99 Tickle
7-18-99 A TicTac Report
7-7-99 Soft Tacos & Squaredancing
7-5-99 Cautious Fireworks
7-3-99 My Personal Bobo
June 1999
6-30-99 A *FootNotes* Anniversary
6-26-99 Temporarily Oozing
6-23-99 Connor!
6-18-99 Boot Camp
6-12-99 Help Me Send Junior To Europe [And Win A Free Ham!]
6-5-99 Executive Assitude
May 1999
5-30-99 Details
5-29-99 The Marcel Marceau Treatment
5-26-99 Closing My Eyes & Hitting "Send"
5-21-99 An Offer I Can't Refuse
5-17-99 Document This
5-15-99 Remembering The Tree House
5-13-99 Dripping
5-12-99 The Honeymoon Is Over
5-8-99 Fluidity
5-4-99 De-Stressed
5-1-99 How I Spent My Cyber Vacation
April 1999
4-13-99 Hiatus
4-7-99 Cyber Evolution
4-3-99 Panic 97 For Dummies
4-1-99 Danger Foods
March 1999
3-30-99 Snooping
3-29-99 Dirt & Testosterone (Or: Things That Go Boom)
3-28-99 Lightbulb Moment
3-23-99 Birthday Cakes & Safety Pins
3-20-99 Invitations
3-17-99 Soporific
3-14-99 Change of Address
3-11-99 Juice
3-6-99 Battle Weary
3-4-99 The Little Flowery Dress
February 1999
2-27-99 Now I'm Official
2-24-99 Transitioning
2-20-99 Uncomplexicated
2-19-99 FAQ
2-15-99 The Ultimate *You* Survey
2-14-99 New Kid on the Block
2-7-99 Reinvention
2-4-99 Whoopeee!
2-2-99 My New Best Friend
2-1-99 Battle Fatigue
January 1999
1-29-99 Holy Hills Bros.
1-27-99 Right Back To Horizontal
1-26-99 Careful What You Wish For
1-22-99 *Downtown Interview*
1-20-99 Florence Nightengack
1-19-99 Happy Panda Face Toaster
1-16-99 Housecleaning
1-13-99 Electronic Jobhunting
1-11-99 Berkeley/Soda vs. Pop
1-7-99 Kidnapped
1-6-99 It's A Boy!
1-5-99 Duluth, South Dakota
1-4-99 Baked Potato
1-1-99 Sunshine & Shirtsleeves
December 1998
12-31-98 Ringing In The Nude
12-30-98 Debi & Dave
12-29-98 Packing The Sarcophagus
12-23-98 In Lieu of Cards
12-21-98 The Christmas Tape
12-18-98 Vicariousness
12-16/17-98 Crabby & Flabby
12-15-98 December Baby
12-14-98 Mushy Gooey Icky Pooey
12-11-98 Directionally Challenged
12-10-98 December 10 Again
12-10-98 Springing A Leak
12-9-98 Yellow Jell-O
12-8-98 Little Pink Stoves
12-7-98 Cocooning
12-3-98 Same View, Different ZIP Code
November 1998
11-29-98 Off The Radar
11-28-98 Jam-Packed
11-26-98 Stuff I'm Thankful For
11-25-98 Goodbyes
11-24-98 Change In Plans
11-21/22-98 Good Morning TicTac!
11-98 *Details"
11-19-98 Love At Second Sight
11-18-98 *Someone* Sees
11-17-98 Paging David
11-16-98 Falling: Leaves, Love & Repercussions
11-11-98 Not Sleeping With The Enemy
11-7-98 Blowing Chunks
11-4-98 Back To Monochrome
October 1998
10-30-98 California-Bound
10-27-98 Dark Days
10-25-98 My Mongolian Weekend
10-24-98 Grandma Told Me
10-18-98 Narcolepsy
10-15-98 A *Touching* Journal Entry
10-14-98 After The Storm
10-12-98 Macaroni In Any Language
10-10-98 Potato Soup
10-8-98 Virtuosity
10-6-98 She Talks To Bushes
10-4-98 Lies The Bottle Told Me
10-3-98 Autopilot
September 1998
9-28-99 Little Green Notebook Stuff
9-25-98 Take Me Out To The Ballpark. (Just Don't Make Me Eat One.)
9-24-98 Rooting For The Steamroller
9-22-98 Death's Doorstep
9-21-98 The Line Blurs
9-20-98 It's Never Fallen Asleep On Me, Either
9-19-98 Iron Man
9-17-98 Jumping On The Lincoln Bed
9-16-98 Yups & Drowns
9-13-98 Attention Bonnie Fuller!
9-12-98 Command Central/Saturday Night
9-10-98 Note To Self: Remember To Breathe
9-8-98 C'est Vrai?
9-7-98 Maybelline & Playtex: Optional
9-6-98 I Confess
August 1998
8-29-98 Anniversaries From Hell
8-27-98 Forgotten Not Forgiven
8-26-98 Moon Paint & Glad Bags
8-24-98 Haiku For A Congested Butterfly
8-23-98 The Gods Must Be Sneezing
8-20-98 Postcards & Posteriors
8-19-98 Poopy ... With A Capital "Oopy"
8-17-98 Bluer Than A Hairy Poptart
8-16-98 The *Wahhh* Factor
8-15-98 "Circus Midget Seeks Friendship & Scrabble Victim"
8-11-98 The Audience
8-2-98 Deliciously Unplugged
July 1998
7-30-98 The Moving Dream
7-23-98 Daughter #2
7-19-98B Good News/Bad News/Good News
7-16-98 The Art of Grocery Shopping For One
7-15-98 Why Am I Writing An Internet Journal? (Mission Statement)
June 1998
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