Journal Archives
(Older entries begin at the bottom!)

*Greatest Hits*
The Tots
Bio (always a work in progress)
The Great 2,002 in 2002 Adventure!
Birthdays/Special Occasions (2006-2011)

red = recommended *reads*


2013
11-5-13 The Twelve Months of Gonkitude

2012
11-5-12 And The World Changed Forever
10-15-12 Maxtober


2006
9-18-06 3.82
9-15-06 Still Alive
8-3-06 The Other Side
8-2-06 Gifts
8-1-06 Shopping
7-28-06 Hyperventilation
7-26-06 Nerves
7-25-06 By Default
7-19-06 Shlogging
7-14-06 Weaning
7-9-06 Depressed
7-8-06 Blabbermouth
7-8-06 Secret Fears
7-7-06 Along For The Ride
5-15-06 A Mothers Day Report
5-14-06 Happy Mothers Day
5-9-06 The Plan
5-8-06 Approximately 652.3 Words About Balloons
5-5-06 200 Words About Change
5-4-06 200 Words About My Son
5-3-06 200 Words About Breaking Up
5-2-06 200 Words About My Job
5-1-06 200 Words About 200 Words
4-1-06 Reactualization
4-2-06 We Can't All Be Cleopatra (Or Lady Margaret Faulford-Gleecks)
3-21-06 Never Forgotten



2005
12-9-05 December Babies
10-4-05 Research
10-3-05 Balancing The Calendar
10-1-05 Ease of Commute
9-30-05 Puley Quits
9-20-05 In A *Nutshell*
7-6-05 The Puley Report: Week Two
6-30-05 Puley's Rules
6-29-05 The Puley Report: Wednesday A.M.
6-28-05 Introducing Puley!
6-27-05 Good To Go
6-9-05 Hiccup
5-17-05 It Took Me Two Days To Type This
5-10-05 Updates! Updates! Updates!
5-09-05 Giftbags & Gasbags [Re-Run]
5-08-05 Mother's Day
5-05-05 Deal
5-04-05 Happy Nineteen
5-03-05 Oh Fudge
4-28-05 APD
4-25-05 Retraction Redux
4-21-05 Half Day
4-20-05 The Big-Insert-Number-Here-OH
4-19-05 Retraction
4-18-05 Assorted Stuff
3-27-05 Happy Easter Birthday
3-21-05 Twenty-Two
3-19-05 Donation
1-14-05 2004 In Review
1-1-05 Resolved (Vers. 2005)


December 2004
12-31-04 Christmas Photos
12-22-04 Spiritosity
12-15-04 Birthday Party
12-9-04 Twenty-Three
12-1-04


September 2004
9-10-04 Leftovers


August 2004
8-19-04 Back On The Horse
8-18-04 Couscous
8-13-04 The *Poor Little Me* Diaries


July 2004
7-2-04 Friday Easy
7-1-04 The Next Voice You Hear


June 2004
6-29-04 Damn Fine Mood
6-27-04 TicTac Photos
6-17-04 No Doubt
6-10-04 Falling Down On The Job
6-8-04 The Stranger Beside Me
6-7-04 Scent of a Woman Cookie
6-1-04 Nudged


May 2004
5-27-04 Gunkectomy
5-26-04 Your Lips Move (But I Can't Hear What You Say)
5-21-04 Performance Anxiety
5-19-04 In Reality
5-13-04 Royal Snittage
5-4-04 I'm Here If You Need Me


April 2004
4-20-04 I Quit
4-19-04 The Jaymi Face


March 2004
3-21-04 Have I Told You?
3-9-04 Falling Off The Planet
3-1-04 Sameness


December 2003
12-31-03 As Usual
12-21-03 Happy Holidays 2003
12-09-03 December Baby


September 2003
9-26-03 Missing The Bus
9-14-03 Necessary Spinning [Revisited]
9-8-03 Exhuming The Evidence
9-5-03 Incidentally


August 2003
8-18-03 Overdue
8-11-03 Backburnered


July 2003
7-31-03 Boxing Ted
7-29-03 Learning Curve
7-25-03 Snipped
7-23-03 The Stapler Test
7-22-03 Liver & Filet Mignon
7-21-03 Two Years
7-17-03 Mind Power
7-16-03 Alarmed
7-15-03 Overjonesing
7-13-03 Oh Crap
7-10-03 Rebuttal
7-9-03 Koo-Kooey
7-7-03 Whole Lotta Monday
7-4-03 What I Would Tell Her
7-2-03 Hooky


June 2003
6-28-03 Pins & Needles
6-27-03 Karmic Propriety
6-20-03 Checking In


May 2003
5-23-03 Nine Things
5-22-03 High Bid
5-20-03 Open Wide
5-15-03 It's All In The Editing
5-14-03 Adventures In Food
5-11-03 Momsday
5-9-03 Hearing Voices
5-7-03 Don't Remind Me
5-5-03 Regime Change
5-4-03 Birthday Boy


April 2003
4-30-03 Protocol
4-28-03 Excuse Me
4-24-03 Intolerant
4-23-03 Synthetic Holiday
4-22-03 Just Say No
4-21-03 Photo Shortage
4-17-03 Paper Trail
4-16-03 Sneaking Up On Me
4-11-03 Off The Radar [Again]
4-11-03 Warm & Fuzzy
4-7-03 The Project From Hell
4-3-03 Duly Noted
4-1-03 Sourpuss


March 2003
3-31-03 Memories Are Made Of Meatloaf
3-26-03 Index Fingers
3-25-03 Buzzed
3-21-03 It Was Twenty Years Ago Today [Reprise]
3-19-03 Doctor's Orders
3-18-03 Background Music
3-11-03 Same As The Old Boss
3-9-03 Walking Across Plasma Fire
3-6-03 Conflict Resolution
3-5-03 I.M., I Said
3-3-03 Sunday In The Grocery Store With Secra


February 2003
2-27-03 Reality Overload
2-26-03 Streamlining The Process
2-24-03 Video Aftermath
2-21-03 Dinner And A Movie
2-17-03 Paying The Bill
2-14-03 I Heart Valentine's Day
2-12-03 Seeing Orange
2-11-03 The Stoopid Accident Hall of Fame
2-7-03 Cute_Robin
2-5-03 Legitimate Memory


January 2003
1-31-03 The Four O'Clock Dump
1-29-03 Catching The Z
1-28-03 War Zone
1-27-03 My Scary Shoes
1-20-03 Another Little Restaurant Story
1-16-03 TBA
1-15-03 No Butts About It
1-10-03 Reassurances
1-09-03 Assuming the Position
1-07-03 Letting Go
1-03-03 Unresolved


December 2002
12-31-02 Little Christmas Memories
12-28-02 Whew
12-21-02 Holiday Greetings
12-20-02 All I Want For Christmas
12-17-02 After The Beep
12-13-02 The Rudolph Mysteries [Re-Run]
12-10-02 The Ex Factor
12-9-02 8 Simple Rules For Getting Along With My 21-Year-Old Daughter
12-6-02 The Ebeneezer Road
12-5-02 Shipping Limbo
12-3-02 Double-Digit Territory


November 2002
11-27-02 If Only
11-22-02 Moratorium
11-20-02 Party Pooper
11-19-02 Reconnected
11-15-02 Unplugged
11-13-02 Eating The Elephant


October 2002
10-31-02 FootSauce
10-30-02 Shoulders
10-25-02 The Third Annual Happy Voodoo Panda Toaster Awards
10-22-02 Front-Row Seat
10-16-02 Damage Control
10-10-02 Guilty Pleasure
10-9-02 Bouncing Back
10-8-02 Little Harbingers
10-7-02 Personal Best
10-4-02 Rewards
10-1-02 The Tooth Project


September 2002
9-30-02 My New Best Friend
9-29-02 Smoking
9-27-02 Just Because
9-25-02 Murder By Spandex
9-20-02 Second Chance
9-18-02 Tipsy
9-15-02 Necessary Spinning
9-09-02 Radio Silence
9-08-02 Forward Motion
9-05-02 The Ma'am Treatment
9-1-02 Buggy


August 2002
8-30-02 Dramaddiction
8-22-02 Letter To My Hosts
8-20-02 Skimping On Details
8-14-02 Pod People
8-11-02 I Quit
8-01-02 Identity Crisis


July 2002
7-31-02 Vacation Legs
7-26-02 Gorging
7-24-02 Second-Time-Around Wisdom
7-22-02 Sagging
7-19-02 Just Because
7-18-02 Snacky Attack
7-16-02 Slow Leaks & Near-Misses
7-14-02 Flattened
7-11-02 Movie Date
7-10-02 Excalators
7-9-02 The Ick Factor
7-5-02 Accidental Celebration
7-3-02 Exploding Calendars
7-2-02 I Don't Know


June 2002
6-28-02 Four Years of *FootNotes*
6-27-02 The New Girl
6-26-02 Baloney Detector
6-25-02 Partnered
6-21-02 While I'm Waiting
6-20-02 Command Performance
6-18-02 Never Late Than Better
6-17-02 What Goes Around
6-16-02 Dadly Day
6-15-02 Look At My Boobs! [photo]
6-12-02 Hell Week
6-11-02 Little Time Capsule
6-9-02 Dedicated Fanatic
6-7-02 Left-Handed Compliment
6-2-02 Sphygmomanometer
6-4-02 Banana Days
6-3-02 Snapshot of my Weekend


May 2002
5-30-02 Dressing David
5-28-02 Recovery Issues
5-25-02 The Big Four-Oh
5-24-02 Many Happy Returns
5-23-02 Five Percent
5-23-02 Surviving *Survivor*
5-21-02 Sunday In The Rain With secra
5-17-02 Appointed
5-15-02 Butt-D-Luxe
5-13-02 Love and Long-Distance
5-12-02 Momday
5-10-02 Ten Minutes
5-9-02 Birthday Wishes
5-8-02 Putting My Finger On It
5-6-02 Haircut
5-3-02 A Theme Runs Through It
5-1-02 Calendar Ceremony


April 2002
4-30-02 The Reviews Are In
4-26-02 Thank You
4-21-02 Lessons in Bike-Riding
4-19-02 Baby, It's Mold Outside
4-18-02 Snot & Goo
4-12-02 Stranger in the House
4-11-02 Technical Truth
4-7-02 Maternal Voyeurism
4-5-02 Hard Lessons
4-2-02 The *FootNotes* Diet
4-1-02 Rescued


March 2002
3-29-02 Old Friends
3-28-02 Impermeable
3-27-02 Momstuff Revisited
3-26-02 Saddle Up
3-25-02 The Taste of Victory
3-22-02 Change in Diet
3-21-02 Trials & Tribulations
3-20-02 Sleeping With Strangers
3-19-02 The Big Spill
3-16-02 Bridges Revisited
3-15-01 No Thanks
3-14-02 The *What-If* Game
3-12-02 Laundry Detail
3-11-02 Channel-Hopping
3-10-02 Frivolity Therapy
03-09-02 Attention To Detail
03-07-02 Dollops
03-06-02 The Big Notebook
03-05-02 Rehearsing
03-04-02 Faking It
03-01-02 Martini Jones


February 2002
02-28-02 Closeted
02-27-02 *Yuck Molecules*
02-26-02 Knives and Dirt
02-25-02 Temporary Cool
02-22-02 The Monotony Diet
02-21-02 Puncture The Eardrum Slowly
02-20-02 Acme Soil
02-19-02 The Best Cookbook in the Entire World!
02-18-02 Tolkien For Dummies
02-17-02 The Good Morning People
02-15-02 Sharing The Wealth
02-14-02 Daily Valentine
02-13-02 Running The Gauntlet
02-12-02 Marital Gumbo
02-09-02 Grinkles
02-08-02 A Temporary Separation
02-06-02 Whistle While You Work [And Die]
02-04-02 The Last Addiction
02-03-02 The Adventure Begins


January 2002
01-19-02 Static View
01-15-02 Futzing
01-14-02 Camera Fantastique
01-13-02 I Want To Tell You
01-11-02 The Good People
[WARNING! *survivor: africa* spoiler!]
01-10-02 Flushing Secra
01-09-02 Voices & Faces
01-08-02 A Matter of Taste
01-06-02 Buttercup
01-04-02 2002 in 2002
01-01-02 It's A [Big] Baby's Life


December 2001
12-31-01 Goals
12-30-01 Chat Room Romance
12-29-01 Bonus!
12-28-01 Along For The Leap
12-27-01 Certificated
12-26-01 California Christmas
12-25-01 Merry Holidays
12-24-01 Living The Fantasy
12-23-01 Staying Put
12-22-01 Home Alone
12-21-01 The Twelve Bullet Points of Christmas
12-20-01 Gifting [And Re-Gifting]
12-19-01 Pushing the Christmas Button
12-18-01 Last-Minute Suggestions
12-17-01 Holiday Greetings 2001
12-16-01 8.75
12-15-01Allo, Cleveland!
12-14-01 Intimate Strangers
12-13-01 Weather Vein
12-12-01 Hold the Phone
12-11-01 Theorizing
12-10-01 Social Disease
12-09-01 It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
12-08-01 Repaying The Debt
12-07-01 Party Pooper
12-06-01 Cross Contamination
12-05-01 Accidental Candor
12-04-01 High Alert
12-03-01 Romancing the Bug
12-02-01 News From Home
12-01-01 Pajama-Shopping


November 2001
11-30-01 While I Wasn't Looking
11-29-01 Running Hot
11-28-01 Free Lunch
11-27-01 Keeping Things Tilted
11-26-01 Back To Work
11-25-01 Compost Heap Castle
11-24-01 Blame It On The Rain
11-23-01 The Ten O'Clock Sandwich
11-22-01 Stuff 2001
11-20-01 The Parking Fairy
11-19-01 Shopping Buds
11-16-01 Eye Contact
11-15-01 On The Clock
11-13-01 Letter To Mom
11-11-01 Partyphobia
11-09-01 Dirty Surprises
11-08-01 Fetching
11-07-01 Ever Rafter
11-06-01 Muted
11-05-01 Live From The Blimpcam!
11-04-01 Parting Words
11-03-01 Monsters
11-01-01 Even SecraTerri Gets The Blues


October 2001
10-30-01 Anniversary Protocol
10-28-01 Waiting For Propogation
10-27-01 Moving
10-26-01 Acing The Test
10-25-01 Office Enigma
10-23-01 For Better Or For Worse
10-22-01 20 Days
10-21-01 Fretting
10-19-01 Gift of Time
10-18-01 Waiting For The 52
10-17-01 Decision
10-16-01 Second Date
10-15-01 Targeted
10-14-01 Tot Grooviness
10-12-01 Credo
10-11-01 Empty Calories
10-10-01 String Along With Secra
10-09-01 Audition Value
10-07-01 Head Count
10-07-01 Little Prayer
10-05-01 Lessons
10-04-01 Ground Rules
10-03-01 A Totem Pole Company Farewell
10-02-01 Memo
10-01-01 Last Monday


September 2001
09-30-01 Maybe It's The Endolphins
09-28-01 Stripping The Office
09-27-01 Full Circle
09-26-01 The Mother-In-Law Department
09-26-01 Interrogation
09-25-01 Unembroidered
09-24-01 Reconnecting
09-21-01 Apology
09-19-01 Sliding Doors
09-18-01 The Why-Bothers
09-17-01 Letter To My Daughter
09-16-01 Five Voices
09-14-01 *One-Week-Ago* Secra
09-13-01 Symbolism
09-12-01 Phoning Home
09-11-01 Nine One One
09-10-01 Defensive Lob
09-07-01 Confession
09-06-01 Load Fatigue
09-05-01 The Question
09-04-01 Guest Entry: What I Did On My Summer Vacation by Joel P.
09-04-01 Four Observations


August 2001
08-31-01 Excuse Me
08-30-01 The Last Mile
08-29-01 Avoiding The Golden Arches
08-28-01 The Anti-Vocation
08-27-01 Eight Miles Shy
08-24-01 Condidit
08-23-01 Monthiversary
08-21-01 Robotics
08-20-01 Screaming
08-17-01 If It's August 17th ...
08-16-01 Uninvited
08-15-01 Sanctioned Snooping
08-14-01 What Next?
08-13-01 As Long As It's Bike-Related
08-10-01 Half-Raftered
08-09-01 Postcard From Bavaria
08-08-01 Issues
08-07-01 Screw The Diet Eating Plan!
08-06-01 Secra's Honeymoon Theory
08-03-01 First & Last Warning
08-02-01 Antidote
08-01-01 The *Boo Hoo* Queen


July 2001
07-30-01 I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do
07-23-01 Newly Wed Some More [photos]
07-22-01 Newly Wed
07-18-01 The Good Thing
07-17-01 *FootNotes* Wedding Trivia: The Quiz
07-16-01 Packing a la Grandma
07-13-01 Almost-Morning
07-12-01 The Biggest Purse in the World
07-11-01 A Letter To My Ex
07-10-01 Thrill Wave
07-09-01 Feeding the Swear Jar
07-06-01 The Second Annual Happy Voodoo Panda Toaster Awards!
07-05-01 Holiday Appreciation
07-04-01 Little Fourth of July Memories
07-03-01 Declining the Invitation
07-02-01 Airhead


June 2001
06-29-01 [Extremely] Cold Turkey
06-28-01 Bubble Days
06-27-01 Controlling The Uncontrollable
06-26-01 Dances With Carrots
06-25-01 Overdone
06-21-01 Three Years Later
06-20-01 Wife Assignment
06-19-01 Office Poop
06-18-01 The Spandex Barrier
06-17-01 Letter From Daddy
06-14-01 Parental Subtext
06-13-01 An Entire Entry All About EdKaz!
06-12-01 Attention To Detail
06-11-01 Germ Warfare
06-09-01 Hot Off The Press! [photos]
06-08-01 Pinch Me
06-07-01 Summer Hours
06-05-01 Clearing Our Schedules
06-04-01 Sunday Will Never Be The Same
06-03-01 Before & During [photos]
06-01-01 Impressions


May 2001
05-31-01 How I Feel About Everything!
05-30-01 Seagull Pie
05-29-01 The Bad Place
05-24-01 Wedding Anxiety Dreams #4-#6
05-22-01 Losing My Banana
05-21-01 The Century That Lasted A Month
05-18-01 Empty *In* Box
05-17-01 The Bradley Test
05-16-01 Going With *Plan G*
05-15-01 Fitting Room Blues
05-14-01 The Mondays
05-11-01 All The Buttons
05-10-01 Rats
05-09-01 Sing Along With Secra!
05-08-01 Letter To Ludmilla
05-08-01 Keeping My Mouth Shut
05-07-01 Pizza Jones
05-04-01 Surviving Raoul
05-03-01 Mechanics
05-01-01 Groovy Doodads
05-01-01 Separated


April 2001
04-30-01 Slim Pickings
04-29-01 Breather
04-27-01 Dress Casual
04-26-01 Second Time Around
04-25-01 You Don't Buy Me Flowers Anymore
04-24-01 Wedding Anxiety Dream #3
04-23-01 Saddle Sore
04-20-01 Classified Information
04-19-01 A Bicycle Built For Secra
04-18-01 Aftermath
04-17-01 Fourth Bore
04-16-01 Underpants
04-15-01 Little Easter Memory
04-13-01 Earning My Weekend
04-12-01 99 Days
04-11-01 Witnessing The Execution
04-10-01 Chicken Wars
04-09-01 Sisterhood: Making It Up As I Go Along
04-06-01 Flames
04-05-01 Still Speaking of Bottles
04-04-01 Speaking of Bottles
04-03-01 Just Disembowel Me Now
04-02-01 Comfortably Predictable


March 2001
3-30-01 The Mom-Voice
3-29-01 The Last Bottle of Beer in the Fridge
3-28-01 Wedding Anxiety Dream #2/Four-Thirty
3-27-01 Unmentionables
3-26-01 Double Dose Day
3-23-01 Landslide!
3-22-01 Doing A Larry Hagman
3-21-01 Watching The Tots
3-20-01 First Love
3-16-01 Vote Here!
3-16-01 You're Invited!
3-15-01 Doodling
3-14-01 Hot Black Water
3-13-01 Unlovely
3-12-01 Wedding Anxiety Dream #1
3-09-01 It's Not Playing Hooky If Your Boss Leaves First
3-08-01 Who Would *You* Kill For A Day Off?
3-07-01 Musical Beds
3-06-01 Turf Wars
3-05-01 Tossing My Cookies
3-02-01 Big Bucks
3-01-01 Counting Chicks


February 2001
2-28-01 All Shook Up
2-27-01 Dj Vu! Dj Vu! Dj Vu!
2-25-01 Momstuff
2-22-01 Clean Living Makes Lousy *Copy*
2-21-01 Making Mountains Out of Anthills
2-20-01 Guided Tour
2-16-01 Tough Act To Follow
2-15-01 Eleven Roses
2-13-01 How To Write Your Own *FootNotes* Entry!
[in one easy lesson]
2-12-01 Sleep, Interrupted
2-09-01 Umbrella-Free
2-08-01 Not My Calling
2-06-01 Tough Act To Follow
2-05-01 Flying Under The Radar
2-02-01 Keeping It In The Family
2-01-01 Sick Isn't Pretty


January 2001
1-30-01 Boogerhead
1-29-01 Replacing Secra
1-26-01 Unplugged
1-21-01 Hiatus Haiku
1-19-01 Stopgapping
1-18-01 One-Note Sonata
1-17-01 Rehydrating
1-16-01 Nine Eight Working Days
1-15-01 Weightlifting
1-14-01 Divorcing Franz
1-11-01 It's All In My Head
1-10-01 Discompooperated
1-9-01 All Over The Map
1-8-01 Blinking & Ticking
1-7-01 Adios
1-5-01 Happiness Is Like A Bathrobe
1-4-01 Laying Low
1-3-01 Breaking In The Ring
1-2-01 Life Without Doors
1-1-01 Fireworks


December 2000
12-31-00 Watch This
12-29-00 Purely-Me Day
12-28-00 Mr. Magoo Moments
12-27-00 Backing Into It Slowly
12-20-00 Holiday Greetings
12-19-00 Secra & Ю僱rvء's *Holiday Castle 2000*
12-18-00 Making Conversation/Making Lists
12-17-00 Give Me A Ring
12-15-00 National Q-Tip Safety Awareness Day
12-14-00 Disengaged
12-13-00 ear Mrs. Ю僱rvء
12-12-00 Holiday Grunt Work
12-11-00 Social Regurgitation
12-08-00 Birthday Wisdom
12-07-00 *Holiday Meltdown 2000*
12-06-00 The Rudolph Mysteries
12-05-00 Satellite View
12-04-00 Turkey Virginity
12-01-00 Four Hundred Square Feet


November 2000
11-30-00 Carded
11-26-00 Royal Blessing
11-26-00 Sometimes I'd Rather Be Wrong
11-26-00 Meatloaf Therapy!
11-26-00 Thanks a Lot
11-22-00 Irony
11-20-00 Pajama Therapy!
11-17-00 Fork-in-the-Road Time
11-16-00 Wrong Side of the Trine
11-15-00 Answering the Tough Questions
11-14-00 Somebody To Kick Around
11-13-00 In The Synch
11-12-00 Dishwashing Therapy!
11-10-00 The Little Secra Who Cried *Wolf*
11-09-00 Hanging Up On Everybody
11-08-00 Matching Bags
11-07-00 Central Avenue Sneeze
11-06-00 I Don't Know Jack
11-03-00 Humanizing Secra
11-02-00 Entertaining Fantasy


October 2000
10-31-00 While You Were Out
10-30-00 Sundayitis
10-27-00 Gathering Gloom
10-26-00 I Know What You're Thinking
10-25-00 Horriblescopes
10-24-00 Getting To Know You
10-23-00 Substituting Franz
10-20-00 Pillow Talk
10-19-00 Continuous Bruising
10-18-00 Gumbo
10-17-00 Strong on the Outside
10-16-00 There She Isn't
10-13-00 Center Stage
10-11-00 Another Continent Heard From
10-10-00 Lullaby
10-09-00 Bag Lady
10-08-00 Leave Me A Message
10-06-00 Just Checking
10-04-00 Tape Delay
10-03-00 *Crap Molecules*
10-02-00 Passionately Snooty
10-01-00 Day of Beauty


September 2000
09-29-00 Decreed Times Three
09-28-00 Cheerleading
09-27-00 Introducing Joel
09-26-00 Prefection Perfection ... Thirty Minutes at a Time
09-25-00 I Can Heart Music/Aspirin & Art Cars
09-22-00 Ten Ways To Feel Better Fast [without drinking, drugs, or killing anybody totally dead]
09-21-00 Still Married After All These Years
09-20-00 Same Shidt, Different Day
09-19-00 *I Hate Everybody* Day
09-18-00 Thin Glass
09-15-00 Doing The Math
09-13-00 Breaking The News
09-12-00 Tentacles
09-11-00 Crissed as a Picket
09-10-00 Thish Ish Grmph
09-08-00 Flipping My Horse
09-07-00 The Good Stuff
09-05-00 Preserving Grandma
09-04-00 A Dinner Is Just A Dinner
09-03-00 Valuable *Suckage Points*
09-01-00 The Month That Lasted a Year


August 2000
08-31-00 If You Can't Say Something Nice ...
08-30-00 Holes in the Narrative
08-29-00 Watching Mommy Cope
08-28-00 Where Does It Hurt?
08-25-00 Tot Soup
08-23-00 Final Grocery List
08-23-00 Lifeline
08-22-00 Close Encounters of the Walgreen's Kind
08-21-00 The Backpack
08-18-00 Jumpstart My Heart
08-17-00 SecraTerri Version 5.0
08-16-00 *TotFest 2000*
08-15-00 Dead Franz Walking
08-14-00 Ready To Retire
08-13-00 Little Pockets of *Happy*
08-11-00 Flattened
08-10-00 Bespectacled!
08-09-00 The Conversation
08-08-00 Bugged
08-07-00 Oh Poop
08-05-00 I'm Not Here. But Neither Are You.
08-04-00 Love Means Never Having To Say *Honey I Threw Your Suitcase Off The Balcony*
08-03-00 Daughterstuff
08-02-00 Tomato Jones
08-01-00 A Commanding Journal Entry


July 2000
07-31-00 Don't Bug Me
07-30-00 Losing My Voice
07-28-00 Making Noise in Bed
07-27-00 Leaf Blowing
07-26-00 Waiting for Jaymi/Jamie
07-25-00 Dressing Secra
07-24-00 Do You Have What It Takes To Be An Ass? [A *FootNotes* Quiz]
07-23-00 Stolen Goods
07-22-00 Nobody Reads Me On Saturday Anyway
07-21-00 *Crest of the Hill Songs* [and some other stuff]
07-20-00 If *I* Worked for Hallmark
07-19-00 Nipples and Nausea
07-18-00 Pigeonholed
07-14-00 Controlled Burn/Pissing With Gasoline
07-13-00 Drinking My Lunch
07-12-00 Where Were You in '92?
07-12-00 Ouch Therapy
07-11-00 10 Worst Songs of All Time!
07-10-00 Anger Management 101
07-07-00 Happy Voodoo Panda Toaster Awards
07-06-00 Revelling in the Mundane
07-05-00 A Sporting Wager
07-04-00 No Scars
07-03-00 Tidal Wave!
07-02-00 You Can't Take Me Anywhere


June 2000
06-30-00 SecraTerri's Guide to Dealing with People
06-29-00 Friendly Franz!
06-28-00 On Second Thought
06-27-00 One Last Blast [of Vacation Aftermath]
06-26-00 *Surviving* The Totem Pole
06-23-00 Mr. Gallagher Says
06-22-00 Basetouching
06-19-00 Postcards From Heaven's Mud Puddle
06-16-00 Cyber Voicemail
06-15-00 Melting The Record
06-14-00 Vacation Countdown: The Sequel
06-13-00 Give Me Some Credit
06-09-00 Graduation Day
06-08-00 Delayed Caffeination
06-07-00 Bees Came Upon Me
06-06-00 Rescuing Maggie
06-05-00 Letter to Franz
06-03-00 *Bed-Picnic Bruschetta*
06-02-00 Franzecdotes/Vacation Aftermath
06-01-00 Artichokes & Hot Tubs


May 2000
05-31-00 Repositioned in the Orbit of Life. Temporarily.
05-28-00 Postcards from Heaven's Ocean
05-26-00 Get Lost!
05-25-00 Wordswordswords
05-24-00 M.I.A.
05-23-00 Fully Baked
05-22-00 Punk Protocol
05-19-00 Avinnersaries
05-18-00 Dibs on the Window
05-17-00 Insomnia and Excrement
05-16-00 That's What I Get For Eavesdropping
05-15-00 Extra Calories, Please
05-14-00 Better Than Hallmark
05-13-00 *The Look*
05-12-00 Blame Ed Kaz
05-11-00 Extending the Sentence?
05-10-00 No Whine With Dinner
05-09-00 Gifts & Gasbags
05-08-00 No Advice is Good Advice
05-07-00 Derby Daze
05-05-00 Crazy
05-04-00 Son #Only
05-03-00 Three Kinds of People
05-02-00 Second Day Back
05-01-00 Whut's the Buzz?


April 2000
04-30-00 Fudk a Dudk
04-28-00 Tonsils My Ass
04-26-00 How To Control Your Toddler Boss
04-25-00 A Big Fat Pain in the Neck
04-23-00 Another Non-Holiday
04-22-00 From the *Isn't It Ironic* Dept.
04-21-00 A man, a plan, a canal: Ю僱rvء
04-20-00 Appliance Anarchy
04-19-00 Discreetly Fluffy Hugs
04-18-00 Night and Day, Baby ...
04-17-00 Have You Ever Seen A Zombie Come To Tea?
04-16-00 Factoids and Little Truths
04-13-00 Hurricane Franz
04-11-00 Job Dream
04-10-00 Dream Job
04-09-00 Houseguest From Hades
04-05-00 Mo' Money
04-03-00 Love/Hate Relationship


March 2000
03-31-00 The Hapless Panda Toaster
03-30-00 Day #53 [And Franz Is Still Allowed To Live]
03-29-00 The Old Hypotenuse
03-28-00 Shut Up and Listen
03-27-00 Picture Perfect
03-17-00 Bon Voyage
03-16-00 Gin & Rootbeer
03-15-00 Bridges [Burning and Otherwise]
03-14-00 Memo to the Airlines
03-13-00 Ask My Mom
03-12-00 The Tube
03-05-00 Breaking the Rules
03-01-00 Rabbit, Rabbit


February 2000
02-29-00 Full Frontal Franz
02-28-00 Kava Kava, Everywhere
02-27-00 Insane Clown Coffee
02-22-00 The Calm After the Storm
02-21-00 Seventy-Two Hours
02-18-00 Who Are You? [And What Have You Done With Franz?]
02-16-00 Naked! Naked! Naked!
02-14-00 I'm Not a Wimp. I Just Play One At The Office.
02-13-00 A Totem Pole *Anniversary*
02-07-00 Hahahahahaha
02-04-00 Cue: Tammy Wynette
02-03-00 It Doesn't Take Freud
02-01-00 Dodging Another One


January 2000
01-31-00 Whut Super Bowl?
01-26-00 Fishtanks
01-24-00 A Bumpy Ride
01-20-00 Karmic Bitch Slap
01-19-00 Snobbery
01-18-00 Ordinariness
01-10-00 *Project Addiction*
01-06-00 Spoke Too Soon
01-05-00 When the Cat's Away ...
01-04-00 Moving In With David
01-01-00 End of the Century [Photo]



December 1999
12-30-99 Nauseatingly Mellow Secra
12-29-99 Teaching Little Fingers How To Play. Or Not.
12-28-99 On The Twelfth Day
12-27-99 Decompressing
12-19-99 The Christmas Letters
12-16-99 Birthday Bitching
12-12-99 Shortcuts
12-9-99 Coming Home


November 1999
11-26-99 Thanking God
11-7-99 Writer's Crock
11-1-99 Secra's Long Journey Home



October 1999
10-30-99 It's a Romance
10-29-99 Mr. Springstone
10-28-99 *Houseguest*
10-26-99 Alameda Autumn
10-21-99 Make Mine a Double
10-16-99 High School Reunions
10-13-99 Everything But the Laundry
10-7-99 Temporary Amputation
10-6-99 Sleepwalking
10-3-99 A Change Will Do You Good
10-2-99 Vomiting in My Purse



September 1999
9-25-99 The E.G.
9-23-99 Testing My DNA
9-19-99 Twitchy
9-15-99 One Year Sober
9-13-99 Breathing vs. Not-Breathing
9-12-99 Cliffhangers
9-11-99 Portents
9-4-99 Chick Chromosomes
9-2-99 Resolved



August 1999
8-29-99 Color Me Disappointed
8-27-99 Waiting to Be Wired
8-25-99 'Zausted
8-21-99 Culture Shock
8-14-99 Pantene
8-6-99 Lifestyles of Dave & Terri



July 1999
7-31-99 Allergic to California?
7-24-99 Things That Go *Ping* In the Night
7-22-99 Robitussin & Urine
7-21-99 Tickle
7-18-99 A TicTac Report
7-7-99 Soft Tacos & Squaredancing
7-5-99 Cautious Fireworks
7-3-99 My Personal Bobo



June 1999
6-30-99 A *FootNotes* Anniversary
6-26-99 Temporarily Oozing
6-23-99 Connor!
6-18-99 Boot Camp
6-12-99 Help Me Send Junior To Europe [And Win A Free Ham!]
6-5-99 Executive Assitude


May 1999
5-30-99 Details
5-29-99 The Marcel Marceau Treatment
5-26-99 Closing My Eyes & Hitting "Send"
5-21-99 An Offer I Can't Refuse
5-17-99 Document This
5-15-99 Remembering The Tree House
5-13-99 Dripping
5-12-99 The Honeymoon Is Over
5-8-99 Fluidity
5-4-99 De-Stressed
5-1-99 How I Spent My Cyber Vacation


April 1999
4-13-99 Hiatus
4-7-99 Cyber Evolution
4-3-99 Panic 97 For Dummies
4-1-99 Danger Foods


March 1999
3-30-99 Snooping
3-29-99 Dirt & Testosterone (Or: Things That Go Boom)
3-28-99 Lightbulb Moment
3-23-99 Birthday Cakes & Safety Pins
3-20-99 Invitations
3-17-99 Soporific
3-14-99 Change of Address
3-11-99 Juice
3-6-99 Battle Weary
3-4-99 The Little Flowery Dress


February 1999
2-27-99 Now I'm Official
2-24-99 Transitioning
2-20-99 Uncomplexicated
2-19-99 FAQ
2-15-99 The Ultimate *You* Survey
2-14-99 New Kid on the Block
2-7-99 Reinvention
2-4-99 Whoopeee!
2-2-99 My New Best Friend
2-1-99 Battle Fatigue


January 1999
1-29-99 Holy Hills Bros.
1-27-99 Right Back To Horizontal
1-26-99 Careful What You Wish For
1-22-99 *Downtown Interview*
1-20-99 Florence Nightengack
1-19-99 Happy Panda Face Toaster
1-16-99 Housecleaning
1-13-99 Electronic Jobhunting
1-11-99 Berkeley/Soda vs. Pop
1-7-99 Kidnapped
1-6-99 It's A Boy!
1-5-99 Duluth, South Dakota
1-4-99 Baked Potato
1-1-99 Sunshine & Shirtsleeves


December 1998
12-31-98 Ringing In The Nude
12-30-98 Debi & Dave
12-29-98 Packing The Sarcophagus
12-23-98 In Lieu of Cards
12-21-98 The Christmas Tape
12-18-98 Vicariousness
12-16/17-98 Crabby & Flabby
12-15-98 December Baby
12-14-98 Mushy Gooey Icky Pooey
12-11-98 Directionally Challenged
12-10-98 December 10 Again
12-10-98 Springing A Leak
12-9-98 Yellow Jell-O
12-8-98 Little Pink Stoves
12-7-98 Cocooning
12-3-98 Same View, Different ZIP Code


November 1998
11-29-98 Off The Radar
11-28-98 Jam-Packed
11-26-98 Stuff I'm Thankful For
11-25-98 Goodbyes
11-24-98 Change In Plans
11-21/22-98 Good Morning TicTac!
11-98 *Details"
11-19-98 Love At Second Sight
11-18-98 *Someone* Sees
11-17-98 Paging David
11-16-98 Falling: Leaves, Love & Repercussions
11-11-98 Not Sleeping With The Enemy
11-7-98 Blowing Chunks
11-4-98 Back To Monochrome


October 1998
10-30-98 California-Bound
10-27-98 Dark Days
10-25-98 My Mongolian Weekend
10-24-98 Grandma Told Me
10-18-98 Narcolepsy
10-15-98 A *Touching* Journal Entry
10-14-98 After The Storm
10-12-98 Macaroni In Any Language
10-10-98 Potato Soup
10-8-98 Virtuosity
10-6-98 She Talks To Bushes
10-4-98 Lies The Bottle Told Me
10-3-98 Autopilot


September 1998
9-28-99 Little Green Notebook Stuff
9-25-98 Take Me Out To The Ballpark. (Just Don't Make Me Eat One.)
9-24-98 Rooting For The Steamroller
9-22-98 Death's Doorstep
9-21-98 The Line Blurs
9-20-98 It's Never Fallen Asleep On Me, Either
9-19-98 Iron Man
9-17-98 Jumping On The Lincoln Bed
9-16-98 Yups & Drowns
9-13-98 Attention Bonnie Fuller!
9-12-98 Command Central/Saturday Night
9-10-98 Note To Self: Remember To Breathe
9-8-98 C'est Vrai?
9-7-98 Maybelline & Playtex: Optional
9-6-98 I Confess


August 1998
8-29-98 Anniversaries From Hell
8-27-98 Forgotten Not Forgiven
8-26-98 Moon Paint & Glad Bags
8-24-98 Haiku For A Congested Butterfly
8-23-98 The Gods Must Be Sneezing
8-20-98 Postcards & Posteriors
8-19-98 Poopy ... With A Capital "Oopy"
8-17-98 Bluer Than A Hairy Poptart
8-16-98 The *Wahhh* Factor
8-15-98 "Circus Midget Seeks Friendship & Scrabble Victim"
8-11-98 The Audience
8-2-98 Deliciously Unplugged


July 1998
7-30-98 The Moving Dream
7-23-98 Daughter #2
7-19-98B Good News/Bad News/Good News
7-16-98 The Art of Grocery Shopping For One
7-15-98 Why Am I Writing An Internet Journal? (Mission Statement)


June 1998
6-29-98 *Fan Envy*
6-21-98 Doubting Thomases & Timses (Intro)




*Old Stuff*
Bits and pieces of handwritten journal entries and correspondence, pre-*FootNotes*
Dec. 96
Sept. 97
Oct. 97
Nov. 97
Dec. 97
Jan. 98
Feb. 98
March 98
April 98
Summer 98



The REAL Journals
Every journal I've ever kept, starting in junior high school. Mostly unedited, with an occasional name change here and there. (Who knows? Maybe someday I'll go back and transcribe the GRADE SCHOOL DIARIES! Woo hoo!)

Journal 1 ~ July 1971 - May 1972
Journal 2 ~ May 1972 - September 1972
Journal 3 ~ September 1972 - March 1973
Journal 4 ~ April 1973 - May 1973
Journal 5 ~ May 1973 - July 1973
Journal 6 ~ July 1973 - October 1973
Journal 7 ~ October 1973 - November 1973
Journal 8 ~ November 1973 - March 1974
Journal 9 ~ March 1974 - April 1974
Journal 10 ~ April 1974 - June 1974
Journal 11 ~ June 1974 - September 1974
Journal 12 ~ September 1974 - November 1974
Journal 13 ~ November 1974 - February 1975
Journal 14 ~ February 1975 - June 1975
Journal 15 ~ June 1975 - October 1975
Journal 16 ~ October 1975 - December 1975
Journal 17 ~ December 1975 - April 1976
Journal 18 ~ April 1976 - August 1976
Journal 19 ~ September 1976 - January 1977
Journal 20 ~ January 1977 - October 1977
Journal 21 ~ October 1977 - January 1978
Journal 22 ~ January 1978 - April 1978
Journal 23 ~ April 1978 - September 1978
Journal 24 ~ September 1978 - April 1979
Journal 25 ~ April 1979 - September 1979
Journal 26 ~ September 1979 - January 1980
Journal 27 ~ January 1980 - February 1980
Journal 28 ~ February 1980 - July 1980
Journal 29 ~ July 1980 - October 1980
Journal 30 ~ October 1980 - March 1981
Journal 31 ~ March 1981 - August 1981
Journal 32 ~ August 1981 - December 1981
Journal 33 ~ January 1982 - July 1982
Journal 34 ~ July 1982 - January 1983
Journal 35 ~ January 1983 - September 1983
Journal 35A ~ September 1983 - July 1984
Journal 36 ~ August 1984 - March 1985
Journal 37 ~ March 1985 - December 1985
Journal 38 ~ December 1985 - May 1986
Journal 39 ~ May 1986 - October 1986
Journal 40 ~ November 1986 - November 1987
Journal 41 ~ December 1987 - December 1988
Journal 42 ~ January 1989 - October 1989
Journal 43 ~ October 1989 - September 1990
Journal 44 ~ September 1990 - September 1991
Journal 45 ~ September 1991 - July 1992
Journal 46 ~ July 1992 - November 1992
Journal 47 ~ November 1992 - March 1993
Journal 48 ~ March 1993 - November 1993
Journal 49 ~ November 1993 - December 1994

The following journals are still 'in progress' (no editing or photos added yet):

Journal 50 ~ January 1995 - November 1995



Some Really Really *REALLY* Old Stuff
Adolescent Angst/Spring 1971





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