Over the weekend we entered double-digit territory.
Sometime during our Saturday morning ride -- at some point between
the Pleasanton BART Station and the Lenore S. Schermer Memorial Drinking
Fountain, on that torturously long stretch of the Iron Horse Trail that
slopes upward into stiff unforgiving Contra Costa headwinds
for what feels like
three-quarters of an eternity [or eighth grade: whichever lasted longer]
-- David and I finally slipped beneath the hundred-miles-to-go mark.
89.31, to be precise.
"Are we there yet?" I asked, as we began the long downhill roll
towards Danville. David glanced at his odometer and nodded. Sometime
within the past hour we'd cracked the magical double-digital barrier.
[And we cracked that barrier, I might add, while *one* of us was oozing
snot and Sudafed and self-pity ... and the *other* one of us was yelling
at her husband to "Suck it up and RIDE, forcryingoutloud!"] Once we
realized we'd passed this incredibly important Mileage Milestone, of
course, we had to spend a minute congratulating ourselves on our vast
reserves of athletic grooviness. So we stopped and got off our bikes and
exchanged a phlegm-intensive smooch, right there in the middle of the
trail: God, we're cool!
And then we went home and went back to bed and blew off riding for
the rest of the four-day Thanksgiving weekend.
Heading into December with less than a hundred miles left to ride
puts us in a good place ... from both a psychological and
a mathematical standpoint. It gives us a little wiggle room, for one
thing. Barring some hideous unforeseen catastrophe -- broken leg, broken
gearshaft, earthquake, toothache, war, the return of Gutless Shidthead
Bicycle Thief and his stoopid bolt-cutters -- there is almost no way
that we can screw this thing up now. All it's going to take for us to
finish is a couple of tough, focused Saturday forty-milers. [Or one
tough, focused Saturday forty-miler and a couple of leisurely Sunday
morning toodles ... or four-and-a-half leisurely Sunday morning toodles
... or a single intense Saturday marathon, followed by an immediate trip
to the local emergency room.] We almost can't miss. For another thing,
it takes some of the public pressure off us both. December is going to
be stressful enough, thanks, without well-meaning family members/
co-workers/online pals/staff writers from *Tubby Middle-Aged Cycling
Enthusiasts Magazine* continually asking Soooo ... still think you're
going to make it?
Best of all, it gives us a Get-Out-of-Riding Free card ... in case we
have another weekend like last weekend, when one of us is cranky and
sick and just wants to lay in bed eating leftover Thanksgiving
cheesecake and playing his guitar, while the other one of us is cranky
and preoccupied with holiday worries and just wants to sit in front of
the computer feeding credit card numbers into the gaping cyber maw of
Amazon.com for four days in a row. We can blow off an occasional day of
riding between now and the end of the year, if we want to, without
jeopardizing the entire 2,002 in 2002. This, to me, is the beauty of
being in double-digit territory: the fact that we can afford to be a
little bit lazy right now.
Of course ... this is also the danger.
Stay tuned.